The cat

What is a Cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want tobe alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they wantto play.
7) They expect you to cater to theirevery whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an armand a leg.

Conclusi on:
They're tiny little women infur coats.

What is a Dog?

1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled onthe most comfortable piece of furniturein the house.
2) They can hear a package of foodopening half a block away, but don'thear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all atthe same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want toplay.
6) When you want to be alone, they wantto play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rubtheir tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with theirmouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclus ion: They're tiny little men infur coats.