First Time
Doctor: "Why are you scared?
Patient: "Because this is my first time to have an operation."
Doctor: " That's all right. This is my first time too."
Slow Action
How much to pull out a tooth?
" $ 10 "
"Really? That means it only takes you to earn $ 10."
" If you like I could take an hour."
No Spoons
Doctor: "You should take this medicine three times a day four spoonfuls at a time."
Patient: " But doctor, I only have three spoons at home."
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