Tabitha
Tabitha ask her little Tommy if he wants t play house. He agrees and asks what she wants him to do. Tabitha explains she wants him to communicate his thoughts to her. " Communicate my thoughts?" says, Tommy. "I have no idea what that means."
"Perfect, " smirks Tabitha."You can be my husband."
Henry
Henry goes to confession and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different woman." The priest says," Take seven lemons,squeeze them all into a glass and drink the juice." " Will that cleanse me of my sins?" ask Henry.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smell off your face."
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