The cat

What is a Cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want tobe alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they wantto play.
7) They expect you to cater to theirevery whim.
8) They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an armand a leg.

Conclusi on:
They're tiny little women infur coats.

What is a Dog?

1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled onthe most comfortable piece of furniturein the house.
2) They can hear a package of foodopening half a block away, but don'thear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all atthe same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want toplay.
6) When you want to be alone, they wantto play.
7) They are great at begging.
8) They will love you forever if you rubtheir tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with theirmouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclus ion: They're tiny little men infur coats.

drop questions

33. What time did you wake up thismorning?
+ 7am

34. Do you have any cousins?
+ yeap :)

35. Have you been to the dean'soffice?
+ during my stint as a university counci lor

36. Who was the last person you talkedto on the phone?
+candy

37. What is the WORST subject theyteach in school?
+ hmmm... pe? hehe.


38. What's the last place you went?
+ my room

39. What was your dream this morning?
+ cant remember

42. How was your past weekend?
+ at home boring

43. What song do you want to heareveryday?
+ take me out of the dark

44. If puppies stayed small forever,would you buy one?
+ nope


45. What is the best ice cream flavor?
+ quezo real or coffee crumble


47. Is someone on your mind right now?
+ yeap - he knows.

48. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
+ nope

49. Do you worry about how you look?
+ sometimes, esp if im in the mall. :)

50 . Have you ever been on stage?
+ yeap

51. Can you whistle?
+ a little yea

52. Do you have any plans for today?
+ sleep lang, im sick kc

57. Are you friends with more guys orgirls?
+ girls

58. Do you like the beach?
+ ok lang

59. What color is your toothbrush?*
sa house, orange. sa office, purple.sa bag, red.

Pool side

Pictorial at the pool side 1..2..3.. strike a pose!I really like to go to the beach, but my problem is I don't know how to swim. shame on me!. My friend force me to try , I' m afraid. They teach me how, but still I don't know.grrrr

At the Mall

This is my long lost friend who just arrived from Manila. We were of course excited to see each other for it has been a long long time we never see and talked!:) I miss her now!:)

My close friend during our school days, Sherri-lyn. She just arrived from Manila. We never meet for about 4 years. I'm shock she looks different. It was her treat we ate at Kenny Roger in Ayala Mall. We talk while eating we are having fun. Because we missed our old days. We used I ask her how's her life there in Manila and her love life.

My friend Sherri-Lyn at the Ayala mall she just arrived from Manila. She my close friend during our school days. She treat me at Kenny Roger.

Joke..joke

Would you like some breakfast, darling? Said the wife to her husband.
“No thanks, he replies. The Viagra I took has ruined my appetite.
How about some lunch? Suggests the wife a couple of hours later
No thanks, replies the husband. The Viagra still hasn’t worn off, so I’m not hungry.
Would you like some supper? The wife persists some time later.
Still don’t fancy anything to eat, replies the husband.
Well, are you going to let me out of this bed? Ask the wife.
“because I’m absolutely starving.

QUESTIONS

1 Have you dated people who were not good to you?
-- nope..why should i??thanks for the offer
2 How will you spend your next birthday?
-- as usual with my family and of course with my little boy Lorenz<>
3. Are you religious?
-- i do believe in God and try to live with the divine law. I have a good personal connection with HIM
4 Do you like to snowboard?
--I never try yet
5. Do you believe everyone deserves second chance?
-- I guess..
6 What instant messaging service do you use?
-- YM
7. Would you believe your ex if she/he said they love you?
-- hahahha..that's the most hilarious thing i ever heard..
8.most hated food?
-- left over
9.Favorite color?
-- blue,green,pink,red, white and black
10.would you date your best female/male friend?
--yeah
11.how was your favorite teacher in college?
-- oops I forgot
12.are you ever had a panic attack?
--yeah at the mall..bomb treat
13.What color is your hair?
-- black
14.Your weight?
--mmm 110 lbs.
15.Who do you like to meet?
--the man in my dreams

A genrous lawyer

A local Charity office realizedthat the organization had neverreceived a donation from the town'smost successful lawyer. The person incharge of contributions called him topersuade him to contribute." Our research shows that out of ayearly income of at least $500,000,you give not a penny to charity.Wouldn't you like to give back to thecommunity in some way?"The lawyer mulled this over for amoment and replied, "First, did yourresearch also show that my mother isdying after a long illness, and hasmedical bills that are several timesher annual income?"Emba rrassed, the United Way repmumbled, "Um ... no."The lawyer interrupts, "or that mybrother, a disabled veteran, is blindand confined to a wheelchair?"The stricken United Way rep began tostammer out an apology, but wasinterrupted again."or that my sister's husband died in atraffic accident," the lawyer's voicerising in indignation, "leaving herpenniless with three children?!"T he humiliated United Way rep,completely beaten, said simply, "I hadno idea..."On a roll, the lawyer cut him off onceagain, "So if I don't give any moneyto them, why should I give any toyou?"